IDIOTS FORMING GOVERNMENT?

First of all, still remember our hottie Bollywood star?? DATUK Shah Ruk Khan? I still don't see a bloody reason form him to be presented with this award. Is this a sign that our award worth shit? That anyone can get Datukship? That one we will have to forgive "The Idiot" that maybe he "accidentally" put Shah Ruk Khan's name into the list. How about this. People who marries single mother gets RM1000? Now this is really mind boggling.

Recently the CM of our beloved historical state suggested that those horny perverts who seriously in need of money should be paid when they marry some MILF there. I mean come on and wake up. If you think pedophile are sickos, the person who suggested this is neither healthy. First of all, we might be facing 2 problems now. More divorce cases and cheat cases. WHY??

You see, usually when people are committed and the finally got married. It is suppose to be a sign of love or an accident happened. Nobody can force someone to marry and now they create the loop hole themselves. Government will give you money if you marry a single mother. So let's con the tax-payers money. How about I hire some 5 single mother, and then I open a match making firm. I encourage guys to participate in match making. Good then when they got married, I take 20% of the money the got from the gov. They can later split the balance and divorce 3 months later. Then the process repeats and I am making money. Well, this money is ang pau money - TAX FREE!!! Those boys (especially drug addicts and beggers) you are welcome to my firm. You'll get a few hundred ringgit everytime you sign your name in the registration counter for marriage.

So this is why I call them stupid. The case above might not happen in real but part of it will happen. Which part? The drug addicts can actually marry and get the money to get more drugs. You might be thinking," Who wants to marry a drug addict?" How about another drug addict? They marry, give birth, divorce = single mom produced! Then they play pervertic games like wives switching and woo laa! Goverment pays for the drugs and the wives switching parties. Nice isn't it?

Pretty stupid suggestiong, I wonder what will they come up with next? Dato Seri for those who filmed the opposition parties' member in nude? Or maybe Tun for the one who manage to sentence ARRRNNNU-ah? Or Compentiation for those who volunteer to plead guilty for politicians especially when they are involved in bombing pretty ladies? I wonder what's next.